Scott Brown: The Chosen One

Republicans across the nation were dancing in the street last night after it was announced that Democrat Martha Coakley conceded the Massachusetts special election. The man left standing to fill Ted Kennedy's vacant Senate seat will once again restore balance to the force; he will eliminate the Democrat's filibuster proof majority; he will kill the healthcare reform bill. That man is:

Senator-elect Scott Brown : One-Time Nude Cosmo Centerfold

As the results became official CNN curiously...
played the ostrich defense, focusing their coverage on Haiti as though nothing else were happening. Meanwhile, Foxnews let their hair down to partake in the festivities:

Renown party-pooper Glenn Beck splintered from the republican hype as he took to the airwaves today offended by Senator-elect Brown. The charges were fuled in particular by a remark made during the acceptance speech in which Brown stated that both his daughters were "available".

I must say, it's not nearly as terrible as Mr. Beck would have you believe. It's not as though this guy flipped his vehicle while driving drunk and as a result killed the hooker that was in the car with him*... Baby Steps, Bob Wiley, Baby Steps.


* Cheap Shot Disclaimer